Same. That's why we're building the first fitness app that doesn't pretend you'll learn to love it. Just 2 minutes a day. No sweating. No gym. No getting on the floor. No bullshit.
Be first to try it when we launch. No spam, just one email.
These are real things people have said. Sound familiar?
"I hate running or cardio... I literally wanted to just cry and go home."
We hear you. So we're removing anything that makes you want to cry.
"The feeling of being covered in a film of sweat with no breeze..."
We're designing movements that avoid sweating entirely. Seriously.
"I only stick to it for a month and feel ashamed when I notice I've slipped up."
Our progress will only count up. Miss a day? You'll still have every minute you've ever done.
Every fitness app is built for people who like fitness. This one won't be.
An app that gives you one movement per day. It takes 60-120 seconds. You can do it in your pajamas, at your desk, wherever you won't be seen if that matters to you.
No gym. No equipment. No witnesses. No streaks that reset. No shame. Just tiny, sustainable movement that adds up over time.
We're not promising transformation. We're promising slightly less sedentary than yesterday. That's the bar. That's enough.
Each morning, you'd get ONE movement. It takes 60-120 seconds. Do it in your pajamas. Do it at your desk. Do it wherever you won't be seen if that matters to you.
No logging reps. No filming yourself. No calorie counting. Just tap 'done' and get on with your life.
Your 'Lifetime Minutes Moved' would only go up. Miss a week? You'd still have every minute you've earned. No streaks to break. No shame spirals.
Built for people who've tried everything and hated all of it.
Every Undread would be under 2 minutes. That's shorter than the time you spend deciding not to work out. No warmups. No cooldowns. No 'just 10 more reps.' Done is done.
Hate sweating? Hate getting on the floor? Hate being out of breath? Our Sensation Settings would filter out movements that trigger your specific dread. You set the boundaries.
Other apps punish you when you miss a day by resetting your streak to zero. Ours won't. Your progress would be permanent. Miss a month? You'd still have everything you did before.
Every movement could be done at home, in your office, or in a hotel room. No one would need to see you. No gear required. Your secret would be safe.
UNDREAD doesn't exist yet. This page is us figuring out if anyone actually wants it. If you're nodding along thinking "finally, someone gets it"—drop your email. If enough people sign up, we'll build it. If not, we'll leave you alone.
No credit card. No spam. Just one email when we launch (or an apology if we don't).
We'll email you when UNDREAD is ready (or if we decide not to build it). Either way, you'll only hear from us once.
Goal: 500 signups to start building
You'd be surprised. Research shows that even minimal movement—we're talking standing up from a chair a few times—reduces health risks from prolonged sitting. We're not promising a six-pack. We're promising that you'll be slightly less sedentary than yesterday, and that compounds over time. The goal isn't transformation. It's just... not zero.
Because everything else asked too much. When motivation fades (and it always does), you need the bar so low you can trip over it. Two minutes is low enough that even on your worst day, you can probably manage. And when you miss a day, we don't punish you. Your lifetime minutes are permanent. You can't fail.
Here's the uncomfortable truth: the biggest health improvements come from going from 'nothing' to 'something'—not from 'something' to 'a lot.' If you're currently sedentary, 2 minutes a day is a legitimate intervention. Is it optimal? No. But you know what's less optimal? Buying another program you'll abandon in 3 weeks.
Perfect. You're our person. We don't try to make you love it. We don't do peppy cheerleader energy. We accept that you hate it and we work with that. The Sensation Settings let you filter out sweating, breathlessness, getting on the floor—whatever your specific triggers are. You set the rules.
We're thinking around $10/month—less than the gym membership you're not using. But honestly, we're still figuring that out. Join the waitlist and you'll be the first to know (and probably get a discount for believing in us early).
It's for people who hate exercise—regardless of their current fitness level. Some of our target users are athletes who burnt out on their sport. Some are people who haven't moved intentionally in years. If you dread working out, you belong here.
We're not asking for money. Just your email—so we know whether to build this thing.
Thanks for believing in this. We'll be in touch.
If we get 500 signups, we're building it. If not, no hard feelings.